Tales of Piracy
Shorty leg book
Type Book

Tales of Piracy is a book found in the possession of a pirate gangster in the secret chamber beneath hell's kitchen, which stores Jack's bootleg.


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"My iron fist will lead you till it

freezes in Hell!" Cheers rang out at this
promise. Hanging by the foot from a
spar, the one-armed man begged for
mercy. One Eyed Jack looked at him
with his good eye and said, "may the sun
cure your flesh and tan your stinking
hide, you poxy cur!"

Black Hat stood ready. The shark's

fin glided close by. "No, not that..." yelped
the one-armed sea-dog. Black Hat threw
his hat and it cut the rope. The
one-armed man did not swim long.

"Hurray for the cap'n!" roared the
shipmates. "Caramba, that seems a little
harsh" muttered Luis. The new cook, T.
Bone, glared...

"Maybe you want a swim too, eh?"

he growled. "No senor, i beg of you... I say"
"nothing". "Then shut your gob and do as
you're told! Three knocks if you want to
enter the cap'n's cabin... And forget
One-Arm. His cooking was only fit for


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